BIBLICAL HUMOUR

IF THE MOSES ACCOUNT IN OLD TESTAMENT SEEMS NOT TO BE REAL;

 ZIONIST CLAIMS TO PALESTINIAN, LEBANON & SYRIA LANDS ARE FALSE

MOSES:

After reading the biblical account of the [very different than the scripture given in chapter 10 of the excluded ] one should question The Book of Moses.

If the lineage tales from Abraham thru to Moses prove questionable - so are the claims of rights to any Arab lands & Palestine has suffered a great injustice.

There are many recorded Moses' sagas in mankind's history, as there are Noah sagas. No different was the importation of  in Christian accounts of Christ was the adaptation of what the Hebrews borrowed from the Sumerian myths. There is absolutely no historical evidence for this great Jewish hero, no inscriptions on stone, bronze, clay tablets, papyri,  - even though Moses is far younger than well documented Egyptian, Assyrian & Sumerian rulers who have left us monuments, statues, pictures/hieroglyphs & an abundance of inscriptions.

• In Exodus the Egyptian pharaoh decided that all the newborn Hebrew sons should be tossed in the Nile. When Moses was born his mother beat pharaoh to it & placed the toddler in a basket of papyrus made tight with dirt & pitch & tossed the basket in the Nile herself. He was then found & adopted by the pharaoh's daughter Ex 1-10. [similar story of Herod's killing children at the time of Christ's birth, Matthew 2:16]
• an earlier version
  A thousand years older a 2300 BC clay tablet relates the Jewish version of Moses; related is an almost identical story of how the high priestess in the city of Azupia by the Euphrates gave birth to a son in secret - since she is a high priestess she was supposed to live in chastity. She put her newborn son in a basket made tight with dirt & pitch, & placed it into the river (Euphrates). The child was found by Aqqi, the water bearer, & grew up to be a great king. The name of this child was Sargon (the true king) & he was one of the most important & influential Sumerian rulers & conquerors. His reign lasted for 56 years (2382-2327 BC); the myth of his birth & childhood was read in the schools of Mesopotamia & was widely known, - obviously also to the authors of the Bible.

• Ponder this part of Jewish biblical history: the Old Testament written by Jews for Jews.  

   

   

  Eons before the Moses story, is the Romulus & Remus Roman legend, the founders of Rome: when Amulius usurped the throne of his brother Numitor, king of Alba Longa, he forced Numitor's daughter, Rhea Silvia, to become a Vestal Virgin so that she would bear no children.  However, she became the mother of twin sons, Romulus & Remus, by the god Mars. Amulius

  The legend of the founders of Rome, the twins Romulus & Remus, has a similar theme. The twins were born in secrecy by a fallen princess, put in a wicker basket & send bobbing down the river Tiber. They were found & raised by a wolf & finally found by a shepherd (Faustulus).
• The Egyptian god Osiris was also sent floating down the river Nile in a basket as a child.

not any shred of evidence that this ever happened. The Egyptians has a habit of recording almost everything of political, economical, military or religious nature.
Nevertheless, the Jewish God plagues sent over to the Egyptians & the Pharaoh, should not be blamed solely on Pharaoh unwillingness to let the Hebrews go. According to the Jewish account it was the Lord who hardened the Pharaoh's will, & thus got him to deny the 3 million warring Jews to leave, against his will. Now the Hebrew Lord could unleash even more plagues on the Egyptians (Ex 4,21; 7,3-4; 9,12; 10,1. 20. 27; 11, 9-10). Why would a peaceful God want to show the Almighty's whole repertoire of dirty tricks? Was the Jewish God so weak as to not make fools of the Pharaoh's wizards, who knew some nifty tricks too (Ex 7, 11. 22; 8, 7)

If the Exodus happened between 1491 & 1451 BC according to biblical chronology.

• Today we know that this exodus myth could never have happened. There is however evidence of Semitic influence in the Nile delta from the fourth millennium BC, but according to the Bible this is approximately 2500 years earlier than the Hebrews came to Egypt. It is also evidence of Semitic presence in Egypt long after the Biblical exodus.
  Furthermore, there is no evidence of any new Semitic immigration to the Holy Land around 1400 BC. & there are finally no written sources or archaeological evidence that a total population of 600.000 (according to the Bible) Hebrews were held as slaves in Egypt, or that 3 million warring Jews left Egypt.
• There is also no linguistic evidence for the presence of the Jews as slaves in Egypt. Words & phrases are quickly assimilated between cultures, when races live & work together for even a short length of time. If the Jews had been in Egypt for more than a few weeks, there would definitely be Egyptian words in the Hebrew language, & Hebrew words in the Egyptian language. As it happens, there is not one common word between these two languages!
• Also, despite considerable efforts (mainly by Christian archaeologists!) there has been not one scrap of evidence found anywhere in the desert for the presence of the Hebrew race, as they supposedly meandered around for 40 years.

Mythical origin is a central factor that indicates a hero/godly person. Sargon was a real king, & there is historical evidence, the once real person behind the many myths of Moses.

• The Moses stories in the Bible were first written in the last centuries BC.
• Moses is a formidable figure in the Bible; he is the leader of the Hebrews & led his people out of Egypt against the will of the mighty Pharaoh.
• He is a man of quite some authority, an authority he strangely enough still possessed after dragging the entire 3 million Jewish people around in the desert for 40! years (Ex 16,35), until they, not him, finally entered the Promised Land.
• The distance from Egypt through the Sinai desert is approximately 400 km, & shouldn't be more than a twelve to fifteen weeks on foot if we suppose an average distance of a modest 5 km pr day. WHERE DOES FORTY YEARS COME FROM? perhaps how the Jews have done unquestionable numbers, with prosecution on questioning them today, for example, A FIXED NUMBER OF JEWS PERSECUTED IN WW2 AS WAS THE CASE IN 1918-9 NEWPAPERS.

Moses personally received the 10 commandments on the Biblical Mount Sinai, an ambiguously located mountain by the Lord Almighty himself. This was stone tablets, not the normal gold associated from God, with Gods own handiwork, where God had chiselled away the Ten Commandments. It is very surprising that Moses then, in a sudden fit of fury over the people's dancing around the golden calf, actually could smash these unique stone tablets! Moses had obviously not much respect for Gods handiwork.

IN THE OLD TESTAMENT, the Egyptians obviously never feared God; they defied Moses' commands from God continuously: yet they, like so many before Moses, knew of God's LAWS - the Melchezedek meeting with Abraham for example;

• In the the plagues, what prevented powerful Egyptians taking from Jews what God destroyed of theirs' (water, food, livestock)

• How, after the Egyptian's horses are destroyed in the plagues, can the pharaoh still chase the Jews with 600 chosen horses, Exodus 14:7. - he took six hundred chosen chariots, & all the chariots of Egypt on such an average of warring Jews who have just collected the SPOILS OF THE Egyptians would they worry about the odds, 5000 JEWS to 1 EGYPTION?

• Exodus 3:22 uses the words 'SPOIL THE EGYPTIANS' (to take plunders from the enemy in war). Were these Israelites imprisoned, in bondage, or were they at war with the Egyptians

Why does it take forty days & nights for Moses to learn the Commandments to deliver them to the people, Exodus 24:18? God could have given the gift of instant knowledge as done to Uri in Exodus 31:2-7 - I have filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, & in understanding, & in knowledge, & in all manner of workmanship - why does God not give this gift to Moses - Why would he need another 40 days & nights to learn it all over again - Exodus 34:28

What about the Book of - which highly conflicts with the Moses' account of Noah -

• Moses is supposedly the author of the early Biblical Books, thus he must have had knowledge of Enoch's writings - otherwise, how would Moses know what transpired before the times of his days &  record Enoch's history; - obviously, if the book of Enoch existed, then Moses & Noah both had copies

• Moses refers to a past Noah, yet the Book of Enoch speaks, in a sense, of the future Noah.

• Odd that Moses speaks nothing more about Enoch, yet writes a lot of the ridiculous accounts about Noah

• -  if Moses did have this knowledge, again, why did he not relate more on Enoch's times & life, as he did on Noah's bio

The Enoch history, if true, is obviously deep & interesting, especially on it's concern with Noah

• - "why was this Book of Enoch not a part of the Holy Bible

• - its absence may suggest that the Book of Enoch was in great conflict with other Books

• Enoch, like Moses, [both justifying a world flood because of the men of the earth & not the giants, sons of God, are blamed?] From the Book of Enoch Chapter 6:1 & it came to pass when the children of men had multiplied that in those days were born unto them beautiful & comely daughters. & the angels, the children of the heaven, saw & lusted after them, & said to one another: 'Come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men & beget us children.' & they were in all two hundred; who descended in the days of Jared on the summit of Mount Hermon, Chapter 7:.... when men could no longer sustain them, the giants turned against them & devoured mankind

• From Enoch 10:1 Then said the Most High, the Holy & Great One spake, & sent Uriel to the son of Lamech, & said to him: 'Go to Noah & tell him in my name "Hide thyself!" & reveal to him the end that is approaching: that the whole earth will be destroyed, & a deluge is about to come upon the whole earth, & will destroy all that is on it

• -  Lamech goes to Noah, not God, - very different than the account written by Moses, whereas God goes directly to Noah

• From Enoch 67:1 Noah does not make an arc, rather, in a sense, the angels do the work -- -  & when they have completed that task I will place My hand upon it & preserve it, & there shall come forth from it the seed of life, & a change shall set in so that the  earth will not remain without inhabitant.

• One would think that the Christians would have liked some of the passages from the Book of Enoch, such as the Lord coming to the Earth in the future - Chapter 48:2 & at that hour that & was named In the presence of the Lord of Spirits, & his name before the Head of Days. 3 Yea, before the sun & the signs were created, Before the stars of the heaven were made, His name was named before the Lord of Spirits. 4 He shall be a staff to the righteous whereon to stay themselves & not fall, & he shall be the light of the Gentiles,  & the hope of those who are troubled of heart. 5 All who dwell on earth shall fall down & worship before him, & will praise & bless & celebrate with song the Lord of Spirits. 6 & for this reason hath he been chosen & hidden before Him, Before the creation of the world & for evermore. WHY DID CHRISTIANS NOT GO WITH THE ENOCH BOOK

One might consider if one of these two books is false, then perhaps a great amount of written accounts are false.

What is interesting is Moses account: Genesis 5:24 Enoch walked with God: & he was not; for God took him.

 "Beam me up Scotty".

Why is nothing much written about this great man who never met death. How did Moses know Enoch went to heaven?  - by who's account - surely if God took him up in front of witnesses, someone had to see this event & much would have been said of such a wonder of God

WHY WAS THE BOOK OF ENOCH DELETED FROM SCRIPTURE, & YET MENTIONED & SOMEWHAT DWELLED UPON AS TRUTH

A prophet who speaks falsely cannot be from God.